gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

“We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x]

(Source: wexpyke)

(Source: miketalladen)

isobelstevenz:

★ seth cohen and summer roberts

i just don’t know why he likes me. i mean he’s way smarter and we have like less than nothing in common. and he’s just going to get bored with me because pretty much all boys do.

wnderlst:

Alberta, Canada | Quinn Johnson

“Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?”
"…I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning."
“Well reasoned.”

(Source: simplypotterheads)

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

(Source: thecloneclub)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: felixdawkins23)